From the recording Agnostic Hymns / Secular Psalms
10. “None of the Above” — a set of arguments against the existence of (an Abrahamic, largely Christian God) presented as a piano-driven waltz. First, the claim to exclusivity (We are the one true religion!”) amongst the major religions which makes it statistically only likely that most (or even all) are wrong; furthermore, that in the case of monotheisms, the only real difference from atheism is only ever ONE deity. They are only ever one God away from disbelief. The postulation that agnosticism is the only really intellectually position to occupy. The song also references deities that were once believed in – Ra, the Egyptian Sun God, Apollo, the ancient Greek God of light; Zeus and the old Viking God Thor – are now no longer; showing that these are constructs and transient, specific to cultures and likely mythologies. The God myth is exactly that. Some God myths persist. Others perish.
The middle eight also critiques the essential nihilisms implicit to most religions – that present, earthly life is ultimately transient and inferior; to be sacrificed for a post-death reward in the afterlife. This life is negated in favour of the next. Instead of this nihilism, the case for reason is made – a classic Enlightenment tenet. Through this song, the protagonist narrator declares “None of the Above”. The protagonist is now facing a post-religious world.
As a cornerstone of the album, the concept of love is proffered as an alternative, the only thing that gives any semblance of meaning to brief, fleeting, transient human lives in a beautiful, complex and perplexing universe.
And love has many forms: romantic love; the love of one’s children or friends or family; the love of mankind (the concept of agape in St. Paul’s letter to the Corinthians); the love of loved ones now gone (cf. the song “Returned to the Earth” on forthcoming sister album “Sonic Chocolate”).
Lyrics
None of the Above
Hinduism
Islam
Christianity
All say they’ll save you
Claim exclusivity
Once upon a time, they
Controlled your mind and
Kept you in line through
Fear of hereafter
You ask what my faith is
Well, none of the above
I don’t believe in
Anything but love
Ra, the sun God
Apollo, Zeus and Thor
How the mighty have fallen
No longer popular
Once upon a time
They spun you a line
Told fantastical stories
Espousing God’s glory
You ask what my faith is
Well, none of the above
I don’t believe in
Anything but love
Why wait for tomorrow?
When we can live for today?
Show our worth
Build heaven on earth
Let reason show the way
You ask what my faith is
Well, none of the above
I don’t believe in
Anything but love
I don’t know
I don’t know
I don’t know
I don’t know
If there’s a God or not
(I don’t know,
I don’t know)
Nobody
Nobody
Nobody
Nobody knows
If there’s a God
(Nobody, nobody)
I don’t know
I don’t know
I don’t know
I don’t know
If there’s a God or not
(I don’t know,
I don’t know)
Nobody
Nobody
Nobody
Nobody knows
If there’s a God
(Nobody, nobody)
I don’t know
I don’t know
I don’t know
I don’t know
If there’s a God or not
(I don’t know,
I don’t know)
Nobody
Nobody
Nobody
Nobody knows
If there’s a God